Darling, I'm lying on the couch right now, scrolling through my phone and thinking about you. I so desperately want to feel your strong hands on me, it's making me all tense inside. I only receive at my place, it's all clean and cozy, no one will disturb us. Come over - and I'll make sure you forget about everything. I promise, it'll stand up as soon as you walk in. When can I expect you?