The first-and most important-thing you should know about me is that I'm completely obsessed with the pursuit of carnal pleasures. I believe life is about surrendering and succumbing to your deepest, darkest desires-whatever they may be. What else would life be like? Because why deny yourself when life is so fleeting? Now that we ve cleared that up, you should know that I'm a woman in my early twenties, a fun-loving, party-loving, and naughty girlfriend type.