I'm primarily ADVERTISING FOR MY RETURNING CLIENTS ONLY... clients who did not save my number on their phone. FOR NEW PEOPLE who will text me WILL HAVE A HARD TIME booking me. I'm very strict although my screening process is very short and quick... I still tend to block people who try to hurry me or deviate from answering my questions directly as it makes the short process longer. ESPECIALLY PEOPLE WHO ASK UNNECESSARY QUESTIONS AND WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE PHRASE "if you come without asking questions, I will give you everything"

I block people who asks for sexual favors and people who tell me to reply fast. If you don't have respect for people's time and space, I am not the right person for you.

I'M RUDE. I'M NOT POLITE. YOU CAN CALL ME A BUTCH IF YOU WANT. CALL ME A WHORE. BUT I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME & ENERGY FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T MAKE THINGS SHORT & SIMPLE.

JUST A REMINDER GUYS, WE LIVE IN INDIA. WHERE EVERY WOMAN, BE IT TRANS OR BIOLOGICAL GETS ATTACKED IN EVERY DIRECTION. JUST IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE I GET TO ENCOUNTER DAILY WITH THIS JOB. IF U CAN'T RELATE TO THAT, THEN MAYBE YOU'RE LIVING IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE NONE OF THESE THINGS EXISTS.

AGAIN, NO QUESTIONS WILL BE ENTERTAINED CAUSE I KNOW I WILL NOT LIKE WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK. I WILL GIVE U EVERYTHING ANYWAY. SO THERE'S NO POINT OF ASKING.

ABOUT ME:
Call me Lara. I'm a graduate of physical thyrapy and practiced ayurvedic massages in Kerala growing up. If you're an old client who's texting me with a new number, please text me your old number so I could check. Only trusted and known people I will accept unless you actually pass my short and quick screening process. thanks. 💋